Je ne comprends pas

Parlez-vous franglais?

Yep. So I guess I should warm up for going to France, which by the way, isn't a concept I understand anymore. As it nears closer to the departure date, everything seems more and more surreal. Me go to France. Je ne comprends pas.

Even more incomprehensible will be when I get there and fill entire posts with stupid rants about how I can't believe the toilets stand up, and you have to pay fees to use them! So I might as well make promises not to do that now. Unless of course I get tied up in hilarious stories involving me, stand-up toilets, and fees.

Don't forget to send me your addresses so that I can write to you. This isn't a very good post. I had more to say, but it somehow got lost in my tired brain.